Dec 26 - Belize Report
Finally I'm in Belize, or more appropriately I'm out of Mexico. I didn't know if I was really going to leave or I wanted to ever leave. Truthfully I didn't. Mexico felt like home and I think when everything is said and done it's where I'm going to return to live.
While in Tulum I had a lovely couchsurfer host me for the couple nights I was there. She was from Argentina and had been in Mexico for about year. It was great hanging out with her and her friends, all from Argentina. Their accent was interesting to listen to, and hard to describe. Playa was placha, javes was chaves, juvia was chuvia. Very musical to listen to, I wonder if I should take Spanish classes when I get to Buenos Aires to help me with their accent. I'll see how far I've gotten with my Spanish.
I left Tulum early Christmas Eve, it didn't feel like Christmas eve, but that's besides the point. I drove south to the Belizian border. About a half an hour away I stopped in this roadside restaurant. The only thing I wanted to afford were the huevos rancheros, my last meal in Mexico. Given my options and budget it was going to have to due. After gas and food I had only 150 pesos left until I got to the border and got my deposit back for the bike.
The border between Mexico and Belize was orderly enough. I pulled off to the side and asked where to go. There was a little kiosk of a customs agent taking my tourist visa and stamping passports. I was to go here before going to Banjercito to get my deposit back. When it's my turn I turn in my visa, he stamps my passport. Easy done, or so I thought. As I'm walking away I'm called back to explain something. Apparantly I was missing some kind of receipt that should have been attached to the visa showing that I paid. I told him that I had paid and that I couldn't have gotten my permission to bring the bike in unless I had paid. He wasn't concerned and told me that I would have to pay again or get confirmation from Banjercito that I did pay. A little frustrated at this point because I would not pay again. I went to Banjercito which is only a little walk, explained my situation and the woman behind the glass told me she's look up my payment. A few minutes later she came back confirming that I had paid but wouldn't stamp the receipt because I didn't pay at this branch. She just wrote a little message saying I had paid and told me the guy knew her.
Back to the migration kiosk and the man stamping passports tells me he can't accept a handwritten note. At that time his colleague said he'd accompany me and see what we could do. We went to migration on the other side. There they told me to be more careful with my papers but the point I was making that I was never given the piece of paper and I suspected when I went through migration the first time they kept it. They gave the man helping me a piece of paper and he started walking back. I followed after him and he told me everything was ok now.
Took my bike to Banjercito and was processed fairly quickly, she took pictures of the bike and the VIN, gave me my 300 USD and I was on my way. Over the river I went and I was quickly halted, told I would have to purchase insurance. One guy seemed a little too helpful, took down my license plate and said he was going to get my permission to enter. I went into the office and after a moment it seemed like it was a legit practice. 1 week tempory insurance for the motorcycle was going to be only 15 USD. When I walked out of the office there was my little friend again telling me he got the receipt for my bike to get fumigated. The receipt said $5. I didn't know if that was Belize dollars or American. I gave him $10 Belize and he wasn't happy with it so I gave him 50 pesos as well. I was feeling a little ripped but a little.
I wanted to see the free zone because I'm still looking for a camera to replace the one I had. I went to three electronic stores and they were selling the same shit and I do mean it was shit. The technology is at least 3-5 years old even though everything is new. Nothing had prices on it and there was a camera I was interested in. They originally wanted 220, I got it dropped to 200 but they wouldn't go down any further. I wasn't going to pay more than 180. I told them I thought it was duty free but it didn't seem like it. At that point I walked away thinking I was going to have to get something shipped from the US after all.
I was hoping that the Belize side was going to be hassle free and it was for the most part. It was, I was told I would have to park the bike and enter the office. The line up seemed long but things weren't as long as I thought it would be. I met these two guys on KLRs from Idaho I think. Nice kids, younger. They told me that Mexico was relatively safe except they had a couple incidents. Witnessed a carjacking and told me they were in a town and didn't receive a warm welcome. Both incidents happened in the north and most people know that right now is not the time to be in the north. After about a half hour I was processed. It was around 330 and I still had about two and half hours of driving.
Driving around Belize and I knew instantly I wasn't in Mexico. It's amazing how a little border can influence the way people live. Belize reminded me of Jamaica. I headed south hoping I was going the right way because there wasn't much direction telling me where I wanted to go. I knew I didn't want to get to Belize City.
I don't know what time it was when I arrived in Belmopan. It was dark and Christmas eve. I had my friend's address but I didn't know how to get there. I thought I had saved the map on my computer but realized that it wasn't saved properly. I pulled into a gas station hoping to get some directions there. No one really knew where I was going and when I'm given directions it's as if I know where they're talking about. My favourite moment I asked this woman with kids, she tells me to go towards the commerical centre and turn right go straight and then right again, you're going to go down this street where there is nothing and you're going to think you're lost but just keep going. I asked where do I turn right and she says listen if you don't know how to follow directions I don't know how you got this far.
I tried to follow her directions and I got to a place where I thought I was lost. The holes in the ground got bigger and the water inside of them was deeper. I decided I must be going the wrong way. I turned around and found this couple walking down the street. I asked if they knew where Ben's Bluff was, they didn't know so I turned around. Innocently enough I though going through the drain ditch wouldn't be a bad idea, except I couldn't get out. With the bike be as heavy as it is, about 300 pounds and it has been raining almost every day in Belize, I got stuck and couldn't get out. I tried everything I could to leverage the weight of the bike. Covered in mud, eventually I was able to wave some guys over. With three of us we got the bike out. One of the guys came over and asked if I was friends with Ryka. They told me to follow them to the house. Apparently it was only a few blocks away. I got to the house and I was a complete mess. Covered in mud and sweat. Ryka handed me a beer, I think it was one of the best things I put in my mouth after that last half hour.
I got showered and cleaned up to enjoy Christmas with everyone. I got to appreciate Belizian rum, a little too much of it but that's another story.





















































